Have problems getting out of bed? Just remember @LauraBenanti and @AudraEqualityMc did this while pregnant. #Winning pic.twitter.com/imVkJGKVHy
Poured myself a glass of bourbon... realized it was artisan maple syrup. Damn you hipsters. #oopsididitagain pic.twitter.com/JGDzJt1SNF
Gay marriage legal in the UK! Looks like God saved the Queens! #equality
Did anyone else just see Brad whisper to Angelina "let's adopt Lupita".
Obama is interrupting the end of celeb apprentice. The prez is getting revenge on Trump for birth certificate.
After they cut to commercial Babs turned to the audience said, "any questions?" And then dropped mic.
Haven't seen this many tweets about Baltimore since Hairspray opened...